October 29, 2016 @ 8:30 AM

Admit it, you can't help but feel a sense of sweet justice over the possibility of Hillary's presidential bid being undermined by emails recovered by the FBI in the sexting investigation of Anthony Weiner. That Bill's wife could be brought down in her run for the White House by emails discovered on the cell phone of her top aide, Huma Abedin, Weiner’s wife, leaves me with the hint of divine retribution ringing in my ears. However, in this year's preposterous presidential race, where Hillary's opponent, Donald Trump, has his own sex scandals to deal with, the ringing in my ears may just be a case of political tinnitus.

It's beginning to look like this year's winner of the White House maybe the candidate who can stay out of the big house until Election Day. If Hillary can get to November 8th without changing her pant suits into an orange jumpsuit she may be able to embroider her pant suits with the presidential seal; otherwise, she'll get a number on her orange jumpsuit and occupy a barred room at the big house rather than the East Wing at the White House.

As far as I'm concerned, Donald Trump's election to the presidency will serve as proof positive of the profaneness of present-day America. On the other hand, Hillary Clinton's election will serve as the handwriting on the wall; that is, proof of God's imminent and inevitable judgement upon a God-forsaking country that no longer even cares that its president should really be in prison rather than behind the bully pulpit.