October 14, 2016 @ 7:30 AM

Whereas his wife called supporters of her political opponent for the presidency a basket full of irredeemable deplorables, Bill Clinton has labeled them "your standard rednecks." I, for one, am horribly offended at such a politically incorrect label, insisting that I be referred to in the future as an "Appalachian American." How dare a bleeding heart and politically correct Democrat, like Bill Clinton, insult me by calling me the "r" word.
 
By the way, have you ever noticed how the rules of political correctness only apply to us and not to the politically correct progressives who promote political correctness as the panacea for all of our problems. It's kind of like congress exempting itself from the laws it passes and the Clintons themselves living above the law without any fear of prosecution for any crime they ever commit.
 
Don't forget that another former Democratic president, Jimmy Carter, called all white critics of our current biracial president bigots. And when it comes to our current Democratic president, he once described all of his political opponents as angry people clinging to their God and guns. Folks, liberal elitists, who strut around in their smug sense of superiority peering down their snooty noses at everyone who refuses to blindly follow their imbecilic and bleeding heart balderdash, are the most pompous, peeved, and prejudiced people in the world.
 
Their bleeding hearts are only a facade to cover their black hearts. And their politically correct rhetoric is merely the means they employ to railroad the country into a coerced conformity to their loony liberal ideology. Never, in the history of the world, has there been a better example of wolves in sheep's clothing than our country's present-day pack of baaing and bloodthirsty progressives. If you don't believe me, just look for their bloody fangs the next time one of them opens their mendacious mouth wide enough to malign an opponent.