Although he has backed off from his recent explicit guarantee of the existence of extraterrestrials or little green men, lest he end up a modern-day version of Orson Wells, whose 1938 "The War of the Worlds" Mercury Theater radio broadcast, depicting a Martian invasion, resulted in public panic and some listeners calling the police and fleeing their homes, Barack Obama, like all Democrats, remains hopeful of the existence of space aliens, believing that they, just like illegal aliens, will add to the Democrat base and assure Democrats of perpetually prevailing in all future elections. Of course, if these extraterrestrials are, as science fiction always portrays them to be, beings of higher intelligence, they would never vote for a Democrat, since to do so requires a low IQ, not higher intelligence.

In light of the above, is it just coincidence that the ugly monument being built in Chicago for the 44th president—his presidential library—looks like, as many on social media have observed, a "Klingon prison" from Star Trek? After all, if extraterrestrials really exists, as Obama has suggested, and are, as science fiction always portrays them, beings of higher intelligence, Democrats will want to keep space aliens, unlike illegal aliens, out of polling places, even if it requires putting them into prisons, since no being of higher intelligence would ever punch a ballot for a Democrat.

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