This is classic Democrat! You've heard the expression, "The emperor has no clothes," but how about, "The governor has no train"? California Governor Gavin Newsom held a ceremony yesterday celebrating his high-speed bullet train, despite the fact that there is neither a train nor any tracks. Although Newsom's invisible train has been under construction for a decade, has already cost taxpayers $10 billion, is projected to cost $120 billion more, and has had the plug pulled on it by President Trump, Newsom was still out celebrating yesterday this massive feat of unconscionable incompetence as some kind of incredible accomplishment. Thus it is in Democrats' fantasyland, where incompetence is accomplishment, insanity is genius, anarchy is law and order, an open border is a secure border, men are women, women are men, voter ID is "Jim Crow 2.0," unborn children are disposable, criminal illegal immigrants are not deportable, antisemites are peaceniks, all Islamists are peace-loving, all Bible believers are bigots, out of control government spending is fiscal responsibility, an astronomical national debt is no problem, waste, fraud, and abuse is benevolent welfare, evil is good and good is evil, and what is wrong is right and what is right is wrong.

Although the above appears to prove that Democrats, like Gavin Newsom, have lost their minds, by having lost touch with all reality; the real truth is far more ominous and offensive. Democrats simply play the fool, in order to fool the real fools—their voters. Remember, for instance, that Peter Gruber, one of the architects of Obamacare, bragged that Democrats knew they could count on the "stupidity of the American voter" to pass their asinine Affordable Care Act. In fact, doubling down on Democrats' dependence on a dumbed-down electorate to pass this dumb legislation, Nancy Pelosi told all Americans that we needed to let them pass Obamacare before we could know what was in it and whether or not we had been duped by it. Ask yourself, "Who but an absolute idiot would go along with such a preposterous proposal?" No, the real fools and idiots are not devious Democrats, who are crazy like a fox, but all the imbeciles who cast their ballots for them and show up to celebrate their invisible trains. Instead of wily and villainous Democrats, it's really their witless voters who have lost their minds, as well as their touch with all reality!

GAVIN NEWSOM MOCKED INTO NEXT WEEK AS HE HOLDS CEREMONY HONORING INVISIBLE HIGH-SPEED TRAIN