There is no such thing as a battle of wits with a Democrat, since they are unarmed; that is, witless, which alone explains their idiotic ideology and preposterous policies. As Mark Twain once said, "All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it." Eric Swalwell is definitely a witless Democrat who is totally ignorant of his insane idiocy. Swalwell showed his sheer stupidity by recently calling for the "maxing out of democracy" by the legalization of phone-in voting. That's right; in an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live—the on-again off-again program of a political hack who masquerades as America's foremost unfunny comedian—Swalwell, while announcing his aspiration to succeed Gavin Newsom as the Big Cheese of "Commiefornia," called for voters to no longer be inconvenienced by having to go to the polls to cast their ballots, but to be permitted to call-in their votes instead. What a ding-a-ling idea, which would potentially turn every cellphone in the country into a possible stuffed ballot box.

Swalwell’s screwy suggestion reminded me of another dimwitted Democrat’s dumb idea. Way back in 2006, Arizona Democrat Mark Osterloh preposterously proposed his, “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Vote!”, ballot initiative. Osterloh’s insane ballot initiative would have turned ballots into scratch-off tickets, promising one lucky voter in every general election a $1 million reward. According to moronic Mark Osterloh, this would motivate more people to come to the polls and vote, since their chance of winning the election lottery would be only 1-in-2-million, compared to their chance of winning the state’s popular Powerball jackpot, which was 1-in-146 million.

Now, I can’t speak for you, but if you ask me, the one thing we definitely don’t need in America today is more moronic blockheads coming to the polls to cast scratch-off ballots, in hopes of winning a million bucks. We’ve already got way too many stupid and selfish voters voting. I’m in wholehearted agreement with Winston Churchill, who once said, “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”  Believe you me, the last thing this country needs is more crackpots coming to the polls to win election lottery jackpots.

Contrary to popular opinion, we don’t need more uninformed and uninterested voters voting, but less. In fact, in my humble opinion, we’d do well to go back to the requirements for voting in colonial America. Back then, in order to vote, one had to pass a poll test and have a “stake in society”; that is, own property or pay taxes? Voting was considered so important that only the informed and invested were considered qualified to cast ballots. Today, however, just about anybody can vote, irregardless of whether or not they own property, pay taxes, or know anything about the issues. Furthermore, if dopey Democrats ever get their way, not only will everyone be voting, even illegal immigrants, but everyone will be allowed to vote in every way imaginable, even by phone or scratch-off ticket. Our elections will be lawless lotteries, within which a few lucky voters cash in, while our country collapses. Far from “maxing out democracy,” as Eric Swalwell, Chinese spy Fang Fang’s former boyfriend, contends, such imbecilic elections will prove to be the death knell for democracy and the final nail in our country’s coffin.

ERIC SWALWELL WANTS TO "MAX OUT DEMOCRACY" WITH PHONE-IN VOTING