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Sunday, March 15, 2026

 

The mad mullahs of Iran, having learned, from Joe Biden's Presidency, that a cardboard placard, in place of an impaired leader, can serve as the head of state, have installed the cardboard head of Mojtaba Khamenei as their new Supreme Leader. Mojtaba, the son of the former Supreme Leader, who was killed on the first day of Operation Epic Fury, has not been seen in public since his father's breakfast meeting with forty other Iranian leaders was so rudely and abruptly interrupted by an Israeli airstrike. It is believed that Mojtaba himself was injured in the airstrike, perhaps even seriously, but did, unlike his father and many others, survive it. Still, neither hide nor hair of him has been seen in public since the war began. 

 

Curiously, Mojtaba was selected, in absentia, as Iran's new Supreme Leader, by its so-called Assembly of Experts. His installation service was held in front of a framed portrait of him, without a trace of him in sight. And his initial address to the nation, in which he vowed to keep the Strait of Hormuz shut and to target all his neighboring countries with U.S. military bases, was read by someone else on Iranian state run TV. Granted, one can easily understand why ole Mojtaba might be hesitant to stick his head up out of his hidden bunker, since his election as Iran's new Supreme Leader has made him the Jewish Mossad's "Most Wanted Man." Still, having learned, from the Joe Biden Administration, how an unelected shadow government, concealed by the propped up placard of a puppet president, can usurp control of a whole country, Mojtaba, whose placard and portrait may become prominently displayed in public, may personally never be seen again. I wonder if the surviving mad mullahs have an autopen that writes Farsi in Tehran? If so, they're fixed for the days ahead with nothing more than a cardboard placard in control of 90 million Iranians.